Your “Don’t Get Drunk and Slam The Door” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

 

So, how was your day? If there’s no more write-up than this, I am still drinking after working the day game at Nat Bailey.

Serious question: have we reached a generation of people that haven’t ever worked service jobs as a rite of passage? Because it seems a lot of young’uns sure as shit don’t know about tipping, or feel at ease not dropping a few bucks. Twice in two days, I’ve served groups of 10 people $70 in beers, and been stiffed each time. Now, I don’t expect a large amount, but it you’ve paid me with a $100 bill, and I’ve given you a $20 & two $5s back, common fucking courtesy dictates you reward the guy who huffed your beers up to your seats. Oh, and don’t act surprised when none of the other hawkers returns to your section; stories get around.

Anyways – end of rant. I did find this awesome flashback to the era of four channels & family night:

Your move, society.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Futbol:
    • CONCACAF Copa Oro 2017:
      • Curacao vs. México – 5:00 PM | UNI / FS1
    • Campeón de Campeones:
      • Tigres vs. Chivas – 7:30 PM | UNI
  • Beisbol:
    • Yankees at  Red Sox – 5:00 PM | ESPN / TSN

ENJOY THE EVENING!

Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

You know what depresses me…a lot of jobs that used to be filled by teenagers, like Pizza delivery or working at a fast food joint…its middle age people.

Like now a days, its hard as fuck for a lot of kids to just get that first summer job unless they got connections.

Its heartbreaking when you are getting a shitty pizza because you are drunk, its late at night, and its a dude or woman that should be at home with their kids, but they are stuck working a shit job.

blaxabbath

Fact. It’s an all-around fucked situation.

blaxabbath

I don’t know if Yeah Right hits the PM threads but, if so, great call on the fried chicken. Gonna season the balls out of this pot with this operation. BTW, after cleaning this pot up, I think may actually be new and just wasn’t cared for. The interior is smooth as ______.

Before pics:

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yeah right

The first few times using new cast iron I use as much oil as possible and then let that oil stay in the pan. Don’t need to be in a rush to dump that oil out.

Romonobyl

That’s an old school dutch oven. Don’t over-wash it.

blaxabbath

Just what was necessary to get all that fucking rust off. Once the caked off layer peeled, it was actually pretty smooth sailing (outside the crevices).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

PHRASING!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Attention: if you are talking on your cellphone while taking a shit in an airport bathroom, I am going to be exaggerating the noise I’m making because fuck you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“So how are you doing? [grunting, moaning, sound of splash, sigh of relief]”

Classy!

Romonobyl

“What’s this hole here for?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Also, is snowflake/SJW considered a job?

Romonobyl

It seems to take a lot of their time, and data plan.

blaxabbath

This shit on tipping beer guys at the stadium is that they provide an electable service that you choose ILO of hiking your ass to the beer stand, waiting in line, and spilling half your brewski on the trip back to your seat. That the price of the beer is no different with or without this service pretty much displays a blinking light that you tip the dude.

Romonobyl

Did he actually say “brewski”?

Don T

I dunno. Have the young ever tipped well? Roarin’ 20s? Vietnam War?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

If you’re old enough to drink you’re old enough to tip or else get your ass out of the bar

Romonobyl

My son works in a restaurant, he said the best tippers are half-drunk cougars.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s because they’re looking for a tip from him in return

Romonobyl

He’ll get to be my age, then kick himself silly over all the missed opportunities.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So……. just the tip?

Romonobyl

Any of you bozos old enough to remember the NBC Mystery Movie series back in the ’70s. That was a family tradition as a kid. Hell, any of you old enough to remember Bozo?

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