Monday Morning Mock Draft: Sing For Me, Monkey!!

This week's idea comes from a new contributor, Senor Weaselo.  Or "Weasel" as his friends and apparently Autocorrect call him. Anyway, Senor suggested "concerts you'd go back in time to attend."  UConn is playing Northwestern right now, so let's not waste a lot of time here.  Was there a concert in

Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End

OK, so I'm not gonna lie:  I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19 pm.  I then tried to get into Slack because I've got a couple of suggestions in there I was saving for just such an occasion, but

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!

Morning folks.  Today's the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, thanks to those fucking farmers.  Or something.  Whatever.  Hopefully you were able to get up on time and aren't late for work, so you can spend the appropriate amount of time avoiding work by participating in this here draft. The 1980's

Monday Morning Mock Draft: And…Scene!

OK, let's make this quick.  This topic was between this and another one, (which you will almost certainly see very soon), and I wasn't sure if this one would work.  Then I remembered that I don't get paid for this, that we do this rather than work on a Monday,

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Be Mine

Greetings and salutations, DFOers.  Welcome to the long dark night of the soul, or as people who don't devote every waking moment of their days to football and dick-jokery call it, "The NFL Off-Season."Our work here in the #contentmines  doesn't stop just because the NFL needs to take a long

Oh Right, That: The 2023 Dallas Cowboys At The Bye

(feature image is things I've also forgotten) Well, this is awkward.  Sort of dropped the ball on the whole "bye week" thing, and now the Cowboys are back to actually playing the games.  Well, what are ya gonna do, cut my pay?  Much like Michael Irvin with a pair of scissors,

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things You Forgot

I'll go first.  I forgot to do the mock draft today. Look, it LaboUr Day.  At least here in Connecticut it's sunny and mid-80's.  Aren't gonna be too many of these days left before the cold embrace of winter grips us and... Oh, right, global warming.  Yeah, no, pretty soon this will

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Get The F*ck Out

Two more of these to go. I had a topic in mind all day, but didn't get around to it until after midnight best coast time, because I eventually got around to walking the dog, mowing and raking the lawn, and CHASING MY NEIGHBOR'S FUCKING CATTLE OFF MY YARD AGAIN!!  Totally