"In Heat "
He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series.
"This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted. The
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas and technicians from the island base hanging out. Covalent Blonde is flat on her back, watching the stars, the dusty old box of snacks she found
"The Friendly Skies"
The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty.
It had been a good night.
As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her
The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean... The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He's got his shades on, he's kicking back in a beach chair, just digging the ocean view while knocking back a banana daiquiri.
Yeah. Sometimes it's good to
It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here.
Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow.
But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the
The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm is behind the wheel, although she's not driving. She's actually on her phone. Ballsofsteelandfury is asleep in the passenger seat, and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and
It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed. Off in the distance, a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber
The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men...top men, mind you...are looking concerned while they smoke cigarettes. There's a feeling of tension running throughout the entire center. An elevator door slides open and a grim-faced General approaches the smoking men.
Love in a Locker
It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers. All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which
Today is, arguably, one of the greatest days in the calendar year for 'Murricans. We are smack dab in the middle of a glorious three-day Memorial Day Weekend (four, if you were smart and took off on Friday) and there is nothing to do all day except for consuming large
The scene: The HRTN editor's meeting room. It's a large room with a table and several chairs around it.Covalent Blonde, Old School Zero, Ballsofsteelandfury and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are sitting around the table, and there are yuuuge stacks of letters strewn about. There are two doors in the room.
I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear armageddon during the Cold War. I also saw the end of the Cold War and the uneasy transition to the world we live in today where enemies are