TGISF… aka Your “Vicious Cycle” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer.  Long days.  Plenty of time for summer activities. So I've decided that peppered in here and there, among other timely themes over the next several weeks/months, will be themes pertaining to summer activities. This week?  Hot Chicks on Bicycles. Why?  BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!! And also.....because I've recently

Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots on the Ground – San Diego International Beer Festival 2017

Ladies, Gentlemen and Beings of Inconceivable Horror, welcome to yet another guest edition of the Beer Barrel without Make It Snow. I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers and much like Mattingly's sideburns, you just can't get rid of me. But fear not, for I have an extra special edition

Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats.  For some of you, just having sex should be lauded...let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag.  So, here's to you...I guess. For some of you,

TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

So what should our theme be this week?  Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy.  But that would just shit on Independence Day in a few weeks.  You know, kinda the way "Independence Day: Resurgence" shat on last year's Independence Day. Jeebus that movie

Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: How was Jeremy Maclin cut from the Chiefs? By voicemail. To be fair to Andy Reid, he might've thought he'd called a BBQ joint and was ordering a cut of beef. The Rams traded former 2014 first-round draft pick Greg Robinson to the Lions for a sixth-round pick

Commentist Beer Barrel: Teabaggin’

What's happenin', everybody? Low Commander here, filling in back by popular demand for another week in the ol' Beer Barrel! Our Make It Snow went and got all married last week (Congrats, Lady Mrs. Snow!) and I can only assume they are both currently quite inebriated on a beach somewhere,

TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread

In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday.....   It's actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent. OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now....I'll wait.....  jerk. But I'm actually very serious, truth be told. 

Commentist Beer Barrel: Shoot to Thrill

Good afternoon, beer coin-a-suers. [DFO's] resident drunk beer reviewer, Make It Snow, is an a lot of something else right now apparently, and as BFC pointed out last week, guest posts are a happenin'. I am your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and this week you are stuck with

Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I hope BeerGuyRob's ass is OK.  And this is a selfish proclamation.  Let me explain. Due to Rob's ass problems, this is my third open thread of the week.  And already I'm out of ideas.  I don't know how that magnificent bastard does it. I'm sitting here right now trying to figure

TGISF…aka “Wow I Almost Messed That One Up” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed Sexy Friday.  At the time, my response was something like "Yes of course we will, but we've got plenty of time yet". And now look.  Several weeks