Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities.
So I've decided that peppered in here and there, among other timely themes over the next several weeks/months, will be themes pertaining to summer activities.
This week? Hot Chicks on Bicycles.
Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!
And also.....because I've recently
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that would just shit on Independence Day in a few weeks. You know, kinda the way "Independence Day: Resurgence" shat on last year's Independence Day.
Jeebus that movie
In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday..... It's actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.
OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now....I'll wait..... jerk.
But I'm actually very serious, truth be told.
Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed Sexy Friday. At the time, my response was something like "Yes of course we will, but we've got plenty of time yet".
And now look. Several weeks
Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89. IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds.
(sorry Barry, now leave me alone and get your big head outta here)
((no no, I'm just kidding....it's not noticeable at all))
Where was I....oh yeah...
This week, in honor of my favorite 007, the
ISoG came to a rather inauspicious end this week. And yet you still have to hear about it, apparently. Yes, I'm a dick.
tWBS (to New Girl): Soooooo, ummmmm, Van....
New Girl: Look, just cut to the chase. I'm not some wilting flower you need to treat gently. Don't try to schmooze
Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I've ever penned.
This week's TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days. Right now, it's cloudy and rainy outside. Which is the only reason I'm inside right now, typing this. When
I know I've claimed in the past to be mailing it in. But people...listen to me. Hear me.....
This week, I'm truly mailing it in.
You'll get your Sexay...don't get me wrong. But I'm not invested. My mind is quite literally thousands of miles away. And maybe that's not a bad thing.
Today is Arbor Day.
So go plant a tree...so to speak.
But yes, Arbor Day, or more specifically Trees....is our theme this week, one way or another.
Yes, I know you were expecting something NFL Draft related probably. But fuck those idiots. I can barely stand to watch real NFL during the season
(Yes, I think I'm very clever....you'll see)
It's been an odd week. To say the least.
I honestly don't know where this week's TGISF will go yet. Kinda winging it at this point. But let's find out together, shall we? Because as I was not so gently reminded this week....together is all
Yeah, you think you know what that title means, don't you?
So Let's Talk About This Jesus Dude
As I mentioned at Christmas, I'm an agnostic, at best. But I still rationalize celebrating this Jesus' life. Dude was freaking awesome.
Tell 'em Jesus....
OK, ok, settle down there buddy. I thought we were
Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears.
Backup QB news:
Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles
T.J. Yates has been signed by the Bills.
The Bills also signed Ian Seau, the undrafted free-agent nephew of Junior and proof the Spanos family wouldn't know a good PR