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TRENT GREEN sits in front of a microphone, glancing around the room with some trepidation, taking in his surroundings. He reaches up, feeling a set of headphones covering his ears. He glances up to see the PRODUCER tapping on the glass of the studio window.
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas and technicians from the island base hanging out. Covalent Blonde is flat on her back, watching the stars, the dusty old box of snacks she found
Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million.
He's now the highest-paid QB.
Jaws isn't sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season.
He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn't yet said what his role will be going forward.
Here we go - Week 1 of the regular season! We have only a month to go until NFL training camps open, so for now, let's turn our attention northwards to see what's happening. Reminder: if you haven't entered the CFL pick'em pool yet and are still interested in participating,
To answer the question from last night: $200.
For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones & some Hall of Fame folks met the Pope at The Vatican.
At least Robert Kraft is an observant Jew, which made the Jerusalem event yesterday make
No, I haven't gotten an early start and begun slurring my words, at least not yet. Give me time...
Most of the stuff I make I either came up with myself or, in most cases, are existing recipes that I've tweaked and mauled to my liking. Today is going to be
Ladies, Gentlemen and Beings of Inconceivable Horror, welcome to yet another guest edition of the Beer Barrel without Make It Snow. I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers and much like Mattingly's sideburns, you just can't get rid of me. But fear not, for I have an extra special edition
So, some of the comments on the Open Threads have gotten me to thinking about the health of our DFO family. I've spent a lot of time, energy, and money trying to figure out the best way to stay young and I figured I would pass on to you fine
In a statement that strains both human credibility and the "bullshit" test, Roger Goodell says "my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained."
He says he still plans to attend the Patriots season opener in September.
Learning a new meaning for the term "veteran talent", Jets fans have found
Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the U.S. decided Matal v. Tam. Simon Tam, lead singer of “The Slants”, applied for trademark protection of the band’s name—his reason: to reclaim the racial slur. The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office denied it, under a statute that prohibits registration of a trademark that
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have checked in to my accommodations at 21c Museum Hotel. Situated on the 18th floor, the malfunction of one elevator means either taking the stairs -- at nearly 500 feet above sea level -- or a lengthy wait to get to or from
"The Friendly Skies"
The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty.
It had been a good night.
As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her