[INTERIOR of a high-rise condominium kitchen,  Vancouver,  B.C., Canada,  8:03 AM, on a Saturday] A happy-go-lucky Canadian boy is busy making breakfast. He sings a jolly tune with no actual words to it. Joey:  Doobie doobie doo, dippy dappa doo... Suddenly, the phone rings. Joey:  Gee, it's kinda early on a weekend.  I wonder who