For some reason, this website let a me, a dumb Bears fan, write the 2016 Green Bay Packers preview. I predicted a 10-6 record and an early playoff exit. They finished 10-6 and made it to the NFC Championship game, where they were curb-stomped by the Falcons. I am very
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Bears Bye Week Update: In the Deep Deep Woods
Kommenter Beer Table: America’s Ale
A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord. Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not
Kommenter Beer Barrel: Beer Pumpkinization / Open Thread
This week, I discuss the annual influx of pumpkin beers, and when is early too early? Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS. #upforwhatever, except decent beer, I guess The summer is ending, kids across the nation are returning to school, football is returning (Woo hoo!), and, of course, pumpkin-flavored
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Great Divide Yeti
Since it is the middle of summer and everyone loves refreshing, lighter beers, let's discuss some motherfucking imperial stout. Also, since it is a sloooooowwww news day, I am posting this early. Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS. NAME: Yeti Imperial Stout SOURCE: Great Divide Brewing Company, Denver, Colorado (Just east
Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview
2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the first ever Chicago Bears preview on Door Flies Open! I’m Jeff Joniak, voice of the Chicago Bears while you’re tailgating or at home and need to listen to
An Interview with DeSean Jackson
It is late Wednesday afternoon after practice. DeSean Jackson steps up to the podium to address the media. REPORTER: DeSean, it seems like you are really giving your all out there. What are your feelings on the upcoming season? DESEAN: I don’t feel no one could stop me. [dun dun] DESEAN: You could go
About this whole Gawker mess . . .
No one sucks their own collective dicks quite like Gawker Media and their own self-made caste system. Gawker begat Deadspin, which begat KSK, which begat this here site, but Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, they are martyring the shit out of themselves over a guy quitting. My favorite part is that all
KOMMENTER BEER BARREL: PERCOCET
This week, I can't drink because I had surgery and am taking painkillers. Away we go to the land of STRONG PHARMACEUTICAL TAEKS. NAME: Percocet; oxycodone SOURCE: Merck or Pfizer or some other big pharma company TYPE: Painkiller REVIEW: So I politely asked Makeitsnow to review a beer this week and he told me
Kommenter Beer Barrel: Yuengling
I drink a lot of beer (no, you're drunk!), and live in a very beer-filled city called Denver. Occasionally, I like to talk about beer, but my wife and kids don't seem to care (assholes). As a companion post to Old School Zero's "Kommenter Kocktail Society", I present to you the