Good day, fine people! My weekend was marked by getting up early both mornings to watch some of the least compelling tennis you'll ever see. I'm perfectly happy for the Wimbledon champions, but I just wish things had been more competitive. The most exciting thing that happened to me over
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A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week's guest host. The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.
PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what's happening, Grimey?
BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of
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Boxed-in video footage of a conference room. Several well-dressed men sit around a conference table with their attention focused on a sophisticated middle-aged woman.
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Good morning*! I hope you all had a splendid weekend. Mine was pleasant enough - I built an outdoor cabinet in 90 degree heat and then went to a pair of barbecues. Thanks to them only having 1 beer** at the first and me not being able to FIND the
So apparently Adam West got so keyed up over having a Request Line dedicated to superheroes that he decided to follow Chris Cornell up to the great gig in the sky. I'm a little too young (sure you are, Rikki) to have watched much of Adam West while he was
I thought I'd preface this edition of DFO Radio with a tribute to Vice President Mike Pence, who is expected to spend this weekend recovering in a burn ward.
After President Donald Trump announced that the United States would withdraw from the Paris climate agreement, Vice President Mike Pence appeared on
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [typing] "Lindsay Morgan cried for her friend with benefits as Rikki-Tikki-Deadly lay dead under the heavy book case even though he totally was strong enough to bench press it off if he wanted to. Tom Brady laughed in triumph. 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, or maybe because
Welcome to another Tuesday (read: behind schedule) edition of DFO Radio! I got off to a slow start this morning because I was watching the McMaster press conference. I wouldn't have expected so much nervous laughter from a military man, but here we are. I also really liked it that
In my heart, it's still the weekend. I can't say I did all that much of interest, I didn't even really do any chores. What I *did* do was a sweet photoshop of the DFO Radio tower into the poster of the movie Vacation. Last week's DFO Radio theme was
When I was a sexy lifeguard during my summers off from college, thanks to a complicated confluence of circumstances (namely, her being nucking futs) I got my coworker fired and was stuck working pretty much the entire month of August by myself. I worked something like twenty-seven days in a
Last week, TheeWeeBabySeamus and his special guest Richie Incognito took over the microphone for the day, with the topic being "Having One of Those Days". As usual, the commentists were eager to celebrate my absence and came through with a very fine collection of music that, if it won't make you
So someone stopped by the site yesterday with some...unpleasant things to say about how we run things around here. I don't much cotton to that, so I thought I'd make a simple list of ten posts I've done here that I'm very proud of. Here they are (not necessarily in