TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I've ever penned. This week's TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days.  Right now, it's cloudy and rainy outside.  Which is the only reason I'm inside right now, typing this.  When