Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

NFL News: How was Jeremy Maclin cut from the Chiefs? By voicemail. To be fair to Andy Reid, he might've thought he'd called a BBQ joint and was ordering a cut of beef. The Rams traded former 2014 first-round draft pick Greg Robinson to the Lions for a sixth-round pick

Your “Man, OTAs Are Boring!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 7, 2017June 7, 2017

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NFL Notes: PeyPey has been contracted by Riddell as a "consultant" on their new helmet designs. First order of business - more head room! Jeremy Maclin, still visiting the Bills. Maybe he was waiting for Shareece Wright, so he could take the kid's Uber back to Chicago. Dennis Pitta's injury-plagued

Your “Slick Willie’s Back” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 26, 2016July 26, 2016

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NFL Updates: Cowboys DE Randy Gregory is facing additional suspension above his four games already scheduled. At this point, 6-10 looks like a pipe dream in Jerry World. The [*Redacted] s are considering Greg Hardy as a replacement for Junior Galette. And thus Dan Snyder returned to his natural domain of

Your “Weekend’s Coming” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 29, 2016June 29, 2016

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As The Maestro has pointed out in his excellent CFL Beat, this Friday is a Canadian holiday - specifically, Canada Day, a reminder that true independence is an arduous 118-year process. And, I'm given to believe the US is engaging in a weekend of car & mattress sales in advance

Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview

A perfect encapsulation of how this franchise fucks itself

Team Previews

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 10, 2015August 9, 2015

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2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the first ever Chicago Bears preview on Door Flies Open! I’m Jeff Joniak, voice of the Chicago Bears while you’re tailgating or at home and need to listen to