Sunday Gravy with yeah right and DJ Taj: We Ate it so you don’t have to. KFC’s Chizza!

yeah right - March 24, 2024March 23, 2024

Good morning and welcome to the lab! At the suggestion of our own Litre Cola, brother DJ TAJ and I decided, "Well why the fuck not?" and we ordered and consumed the new menu offering from KFC. The "Chizza." Pronounced "Cheat-za" this, uh thing, is another in a long line of "gimmick" foods

Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 4, 2022

INTERIOR - INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV - THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home cooking! I'm so hungry, I could eat a pancake horse... AND a horse pancake! SERVER: Uh, okay? Just you today then, sir? CHAD JOHNSON: Oh no, I've got a whole

Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread Part Trois – Europa League

ballsofsteelandfury - August 5, 2020August 5, 2020

Yes, that means I'm just throwing this up here. One of the wonderful things about tWBS is that he would notice when we had a gap in posts and quickly fill it (Zombie Phrasing!) with a short post to get the conversation going. We have apparently been caught with our pants down.

Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread Part Deux

ballsofsteelandfury - June 24, 2020June 24, 2020

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Yes, that means I'm just throwing this up here. One of the wonderful things about tWBS is that he would notice when we had a gap in posts and quickly fill it (Zombie Phrasing!) with a short post to get the conversation going. Overnight, there were some news coming out of Australia

Your Zombie tWBS-style Karen Carpenter Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 15, 2017May 15, 2017

SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey's beautiful Fisherman's Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start you off with anything to drink? CUSTOMER: Well, I... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] JOHN MADDEN: EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU APPEAR TO BE SITTING AT MY TABLE, AND WHEN YOU SIT AT

Smoking Hot Microphone

NFL Announcers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017

INTERIOR - FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS - LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio's control room, watching sports highlights on various screens] GEORGE GREENBERG: Look, Joe, we have to keep up with the times. CBS has finally done the smart thing for once by canning Simms

88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists

ballsofsteelandfury - November 1, 2016October 29, 2016

For the young'uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let's get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress shown fully but Limpy McDick can't have his face shown? 2 What kind of stupid double-standard is that? 3 Are we meant to imply that it's all her fault? 4 That's

Straight White Super Bowl 2016: Oscars Recap

makeitsnowondem - March 5, 2016March 5, 2016

The Oscars were last weekend. Let's see how my predictions did. Best Picture, Best Director, Acting Awards (5/6) I missed only one of the big six awards, with Best Director going to Alejandro González Iñárritu for The Revenant instead of George Miller for Mad Max: Fury Road. The lead acting categories went, as expected, to Leonardo DiCaprio and

How I Know If You’re Stupid

montythisseemsstrangetome - January 15, 2016January 14, 2016

If there is a conversation about almost any topic, and you make a statement that starts with "My thing is...", then you have done me a great service because I now know I don't have to pay attention to anything else you say. What follows "My thing is..." is invariably

NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?

NFL News

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 5, 2015February 18, 2016

Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest. Since I presume very few of you own their breathalyzer smartphone integration tools, I think they overlooked our skewed drinking numbers and settled on...the fucking Bills?

A fearless and moral inventory

NotKontent

Old School Zero - November 2, 2015November 2, 2015

(As the sun comes up, a gathering of lost souls is happening in Nearby Church Basement, Anywhere, USA) Todd: I'd like to thank everyone for coming out this morning. We'll begin, as we always do, with the Serenity Prayer. All: (said in unison) Rog, Grant me the serenity, to accept the injuries I cannot change The courage