Your “Just Go On About Your Business” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 22, 2021June 22, 2021

NFL Noise: Let's start the day with a little Stealing from Crimebeat!: Frank Clark got pulled over for a "moving violation" Sunday night, but was arrested for having an Uzi in the front seat. Officers noticed a bag with an Uzi sticking out in plain sight in the car, so

Your “Actually Getting To Choose The Method” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 19, 2021April 19, 2021

NFL Nuggets: Alex Smith has decided to retire, "even though I've got plenty of snaps left in me." He finishes with a career record of 99-67-1, a passer rating of 86.9 and a TD-INT ratio of 199-109. Honestly, it's kind of nice that he gets to go out after the

Your “Play In Madness Madness” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 18, 2021March 18, 2021

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The Indianapolis stripper above means it's officially NCAA Tourney time, so let's dispense with the news & get down to the hoopin'! NFL Noise: The NFL announced their new TV deals today. They are with all their current partners, and will run from 2023 through 2033. Among the changes: Amazon Prime

Your “Letter Of The Law” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 4, 2021March 4, 2021

NFL Notes: Teammate poison Golden Tate THE THIRD! has been released by the Giants. Combined with cutting OL David Mayo, the Giants will save $8.4 million against the cap. In another example of life imitating [DFO], Jalen Ramsey reports Deshaun Watson is still intent on leaving the Texans. It does

Your “Another Day…” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 11, 2021February 11, 2021

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(looks around to see if he's going to step on Balls' dick again...) NFL News: Well, lets take a look at today's Russell Wilson rumours: Management is "unhappy" with what he said on Dan Patrick's show the other day. It kinda figures that the one accused of allowing violence to

Beerguyrob - November 14, 2020November 14, 2020

Well, it's been another fun week of Donald Trump not surrendering, so lets take a look at the news: This charming fellow went by the name Peter Sutcliffe, but the press called him the "Yorkshire Ripper". Between 1975-80 he killed 13 women in northern England & attempted to kill seven more.

Your “Why Does My Brain Work Like This?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

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NFL Noise: Stealing from Crimebeat!: Bengals CB Mackensie Alexander is having himself a rough few days: On Monday, his father went missing on a palmetto berry picking trip in Okeechobee County, FL. On Tuesday, Alexander was arrested for assaulting the man who allegedly left his father behind. He remains in

Your “Haves & Have Nots” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 28, 2020July 28, 2020

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NFL News: The opt-out list got a bit larger today, with some notable names: Patriots: Dont'a Hightower, Patrick Chung, Brandon Bolden, Marcus Cannon, Danny Vitale, and Najee Toran. Bears: Eddie Goldman Bills: Star Lotulelei The Bengals agreed to terms with Joe Burrow today. It's a fully guaranteed $36 million deal,

Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 25, 2020May 25, 2020

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The episode means something different to Bill Parcells. NFL Nuggets: Ryan Leaf was arrested on domestic battery charges in Palm Desert on Friday - just FOUR MILES from my mom's house! Given that ESPN has the coverage on it's front page, I'm guessing his analyst's job is now available for

Your “It’s Not A Swamp If I’m In Charge” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 5, 2020May 5, 2020

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NFL Notes: Showing absolute confidence in Le'Veon Bell, the Jets have signed Frank Gore to a one-year deal. This is all part of coach Adam Gase's plan for "load management" to "lighten the load" for Bell, who suffered last year because the Jets had an offensive line that forced Sam

Your “Stupid Is As Stupid Does” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 27, 2020February 27, 2020

NFL News: Combine idiocy: The Bengals met with, and somehow didn't turn off, Joe Burrow on Wednesday. Partaking in the interview on the team's side were owner Mike Brown, head coach Zac Taylor, offensive coordinator Brian Callahan and others involved with the Bengals combine scouting. Nowhere does it ask his opinion

Your “Don’t Hand Me No Lines” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 16, 2020January 16, 2020

NFL Notes: kind of quiet in advance of the games Agent Drew Rosenhaus has conditionally terminated his relationship with Antonio Brown. He has gone through the process of informing the league and the NFLPA, so as not to risk damage to his ability to work with both in the future.