VaLOWntine’s Day: A [DFO] Holiday Horror Story

blaxabbath - February 15, 2021February 15, 2021

As the evening Pacific winds flow over the downtown high rises and push south through his Balboa Park neighborhood, a young man sits alone on his front porch tiredly waiting for his Valentines Day miracle. "Before all this," as seemed to preclude nearly every first-date statement he'd made since last

Your “Heroes Come, Heroes Go; Legends Last” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

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NFL Nuggets: Your NFL COVID updates: The Titans have had zero positive COVID-19 tests for a second straight day. This means they could reopen their facilities as early as Wednesday. The NFL updated their testing protocol language Monday, threatening forfeiture of games "if a team cannot participate due to COVID-19

Your “Don’t Spend It All In One Place” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 29, 2020July 29, 2020

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NFL Noise: Joey Bosa & some barnstorming team called the Chargers have agreed to a 5-year, $135.0 million contract extension. It has $78 million guaranteed at signing, and $102 million in total guarantees. Whatever helps impoverish the Spanos family & helps facilitates a Chargers sale has to be a

Your “Sometimes, It’s Just About Doing Your Part” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 21, 2020April 21, 2020

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NFL Noise: Two days until the Draft The League office has helped Dak Prescott in a couple of ways today. They reviewed the restricted free-agent signings, and revised Dak's franchise tag value upwards, from $26.824 million to $31.409 million. The second assist is that this should forced the Cowboys' hand

Your “Everybody’s Getting New Threads” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 15, 2020April 15, 2020

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NFL Noise: Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy constantly rolling his eyes whenever Dr. President Trump speaks on COVID-19, says the only way professional sports will happen this summer is by holding events without fans in attendance and by keeping players in hotels. This would work at a place like Skydome,

Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

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NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact that Drew Brees also eliminated another Charger from the record books. By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion

Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 9, 2018October 9, 2018

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NFL News: Family patriarch & chief enabler Alex Spanos died Tuesday morning, aged 95. Disappointed in the man his son had become, Alex Spanos leaves behind three other, hopefully less embarrassing, children, and a whole litter of grand- & great grandchildren. Two of his grandsons look after the day-to-day operations

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 8, 2018

They say that she went peacefully... ...SHE DID NOT!

Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

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NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have been Kirk Cousins, because Dan Snyder is an idiot surrounded by morons. There's a logic that this might make him an attractive trade prospect, because willing

Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 15, 2017November 15, 2017

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I didn't get my book read last night. Shocking, I know. I probably won't get to it today/tonight either. Mostly because I suck and am easily distracted... Also, you guys are too damned funny to resist sometimes. Peer Pressure!!!!! - We've Got Some NFL Stuff To Talk About First and foremost, fuck you Spanos, Goodell

Your “Liars, Cheats, Addicts & Murderers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 13, 2017September 13, 2017

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NFL News: This year's Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter King. First timers are led by Randy Moss, Brian Urlacher, Ronde Barber and Ray Lewis, who I know would kill to be included in the Hall.

Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care'” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

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Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας! NFL Notes: The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away: A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol. He'll sit