• Twin Picks

blaxabbath - September 1, 2020September 1, 2020

13

Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): ...and so Diane, that now brings me to where we stand, or rather, I sit...seated alone in the fifth row inside a plane for a flight in which I was gifted the ticket by a man I've never met.  And, to give you an update,

• Twin Picks

blaxabbath - August 17, 2020August 17, 2020

5

Catch up on previous episodes here. Female Voice 1: Clear! Female Voice 2: Zap him again... Female Voice 2: Zap the son of a bitch again! Female Voice 1: Hold! He's back! Female Voice 2: Agent Cooper. Can you hear us? Agent Dale Cooper: Err...Diane? Female Voice 1: Men. Forget it. He's all yours, Officer. Let's get out of

• Twin Picks

blaxabbath - July 5, 2017July 3, 2017

10

Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two, it is clear that I have been shot at close range. If my interpretation in this reality is any indication of the actual wound, it would

• Twin Picks

blaxabbath - June 20, 2017June 20, 2017

6

Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have checked in to my accommodations at 21c Museum Hotel. Situated on the 18th floor, the malfunction of one elevator means either taking the stairs -- at nearly 500 feet above sea level -- or a lengthy wait to get to or from