Author's Note: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost. My self-inflicted punishment was to watch Love Actually and write a post about it. For a little chunk of space-time, DFO had a sister blog called "Bring Back
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Your Friday Night Open Thread / Weekend Homework Assignment
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news. Sit yourselves down for this one: Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Season Kickoff!
Now that the NFL off-season is here, it's time to move on to worthier pursuits. I speak, of course, of AFL, AFLW, and AFLX. Yes, AFLX. This is a brand new game the AFL is trying out to see if it can capture the imagination of countries that don't play cricket
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author's Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight. I do apologize for letting this go for so long without it coming to an end (Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said
Balls’ Bedtime Stories Chapter One
Goodell said, 'Mr. Balls, they have a saying in Chicago: "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it's enemy action."' PART 1 - HAPPENSTANCE Chapter One Balls of Steel , with two double bourbons inside him, sat at the bar at Terminal B of Las Vegas McCarran International Airport and thought
Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1
It's funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour left until your assignment is due and at the very least you're wearing underwear but not much else. But I digress. In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Pork Tenderloin and the many things to do with it.
Hello everyone! Welcome back to another edition of Sunday Gravy. Good to have everyone here. Sorry about the absence last week. Many thanks to Litre Cola for filling the Sunday Morning void. Work has been reasonably stupid lately. For those who don't know I recently started managing a second department at work in
DOOR FLIES 30PEN: Senor Weaselo’s 30 for 30 Playlist
Back in mid-November I briefly hijacked the Sexy Friday post because it was my birthday, and a monumental one at that since it was my 30th. (It was also The Maestro's 29th birthday, which means if he hasn't done this by the end of the offseason he knows when his
David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 14: Hangover Help From Historical Hordes
Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it's probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but we really shouldn't have had all those Bloody Marys hanging out in the pool after playing golf yesterday. I feel just as rough as you are. Take
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Slow around these parts with everyone scattering into the winds or back
Sexy Friday – Late January 2022
It's not just Late January. Balls has turned in his assignment late this week. I don't really have an excuse since this is a short workweek but maybe then that's the excuse? Anyhoo, I've got nothing. Depending on how my day goes tomorrow (I'm writing this Thursday Night),
There’s Safety In Safeties: Your Seattle Team Preview For 2020
Cookiethulhu here! It seems as if Beastmode Ate My Baby was supposed to do this year’s preview of the Seattle football team, but he decided to bugger off for parts unknown instead. Quite rude, I must say. So with the assignment pending, I offered to step in and write it up