[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for our bags soon. You're already gorgeous anyway. Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom): Almost done. Just a another minute!!! Leticia: *sigh* There's a knock at the
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia. I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it
Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles.... balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked. He’s already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too. At this point he just wants to go home. Then he sees it. The small piece of rock tWBS
TGISF…aka “The Goddess Personified” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Sooooooooooooooo..... ISoG came to a rather inauspicious end this week. And yet you still have to hear about it, apparently. Yes, I'm a dick. tWBS (to New Girl): Soooooo, ummmmm, Van.... New Girl: Look, just cut to the chase. I'm not some wilting flower you need to treat gently. Don't try to schmooze
In Search of a Goddess – The Finale
[Dusk, Joshua Tree National Park] balls leans in to look at the dashboard of the new girl's car, just as tWBS has asked. He's already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too. At this point he just wants to go home. Then he sees it. The small piece of rock tWBS saw
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 12
We rejoin our three (3? Yeah, 3!) heroes as tWBS and balls are pitching their tents (phrasing) at a campsite in Joshua Tree National Park. It's characterized by rugged rock formations and stark desert landscapes. Named for the region’s twisted, bristled Joshua trees, the park straddles the cactus-dotted Colorado Desert and the
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 11
[4:26PM, Somewhere in the California Desert] The duo climbs back into Dave and tWBS starts the engine. Without speaking, he then reaches into the backseat, opens the cooler and pulls out a beer. He offers it to balls. balls (pointing to cupholder): Nah, I'm good. I've still got that one. tWBS: One, that
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 10
[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track of time... balls: I just want to apologize again about being mean to you about golf. I never knew... balls: Are all golf courses like this? tWBS: Noooo...no no. It's
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9
[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day's glow is soon destined to follow. As evening transitions into dusk, our heroes are beginning to feel desperate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o Nonetheless, the two continue to search for the only store still open and finally find it. balls:
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 8
[7:32am, Nogales, Arizona] The duo climbs into the Truck Formerly Known as "Dave". tWBS throws up in his mouth a little as he buckles his seat belt. balls: You OK? tWBS: I can do this....I can do this. balls turns the key, but nothing happens. balls: Oh shit. What else did they screw up? tWBS: No,
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7c
Editor's Note: Welcome to the 3rd and final installment of NOGALES WEEK!!!!!! Yeah, yeah, don't worry....this is it. Well at least for Nogales, anyway. Next week, balls and tWBS start fucking shit up in Arizona. Now that's something you don't want to miss. Well, maybe you do...but go here if
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b
Editor's Note: Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!! (crickets chirping) ... Yeah well, anyway... Fair warning, if you haven't begun reading this insanity before now, or even if you're just not fully caught up, trust me this is not the jumping in point. Holee Molee. Go