Your July 21st Lesser Footy Open Thread: Avoiding Relegation

Hello sports fans, gamblers and procrastinators! As you can see from the featured image, longtime sponsor of the Scousers, Carlsberg, have created a commemorative beer can to celebrate Liverpool's first EPL title in decades. I personally like that Carlsberg added the asterisk on the beer can because we all know LiVARpool

Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air

Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team,  the Southhampton Saints. Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull

Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today

Hello Lesser Footy fans!   Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL.   We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important.   Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST)     This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.