Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview

A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both hands, panting. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again. As before. Enter TAWMMY.) SULLY: (Giving up again) Nothin’ tah be done. TAWMMY: (Advancing with short, stiff strides, legs

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite team. Their quarterback has an infinitely better life than yours. Their fans remain insufferable as hell. They once drafted a murderer. And despite the sheer annoyingness

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone's favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record. Not only have they managed to look good in the process of wins over Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Jacksonville, they've managed to enrage both Roger Goodell and

Occasional Puzzle: Trivia Night at the Silver Fox

This was a logic puzzle that showed up on Gawker today, so I've modified it for posting purposes (I've posted the solution too, which you can see if you highlight the text below the problem) Despite being enemies on the field, Bill Belichick and Mark Sanchez actually get along quite well.