[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The mother-fuckin' USFL is back!!! Wait, fuck, apparently that's the XFL. Who the fuck knows anymore. Look, you're kidding yourself if you think you can remember the difference
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl. Never have, never will. Ain't never won it ONCE in my whole goddamn career. Fuckin' fancy pricks. Bet they don't even
Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jeanne de Valois-Saint-Remy
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! You know who doesn't get enough credit for scamming? Tom Brady. The man's a legend. A sixth-round pick, fluking his way into ten Super Bowl appearances and a supermodel wife? All by not eating strawberries or
Euro 2016 Preview – France
France is hosting Euro 2016, which means the soccer (or "football" if you don't have American genitalia) team automatically qualified for the annual competition. As the tepid betting favorites for the competition, there is pressure on the French team to play well for the disaffected smelly home crowds. The last time
