Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Cassie Chadwick

The Maestro - April 22, 2021April 21, 2021

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I hope Eddie George comes through with this Tennessee State OC offer - I really need to get back out there into the action. The shadows are great for scams, but the bright lights are where

From Off The Streets Of Cleveland- Harvey Pekar’s 2019 Browns Preview

Ian Scott McCormick - August 8, 2019August 7, 2019

Hello. Sorry, I guess that was a little bit of an awkward introduction. Whadda ya want. I've been dead for nine years, ya know. My writin might be a little rusty, if ya catch my drift. So a few weeks back I get a message from some guy in New York

CFL Beat: Week 5

The Maestro - July 21, 2016July 20, 2016

Sports are nowhere near as much of a shitshow as the Republican National Convention is this week. Thank you, Cleveland, for containing almost all of the backwards dipshittery of this continent to a few square miles on the banks of the Cuyahoga. On that note, I still feel like the

Johnny Highball: A Browns Post-Bye Week

blaxabbath - November 25, 2015November 24, 2015

So the Browns, despite being a consensus bottom-two team in the NFL this season, are back in the headlines. Sure, a few impressive McCown performances brought positive press to the team early in the season but, by the time they took their Week 11 bye, the 2-8 Factory had all but punched

In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football

The Maestro - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT'S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are fulfilled from now until the end of February! However, in the meantime until the pissed-off Patriots run roughshod tonight over a Steelers team missing key contributors in