I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded by a relatively thick woods, and had been abandoned for untold years. Local children had learned legends of how every night, a severed head would fall down its decrepit chimney. A

Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)

Atlanta, get ready.  The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me came inside you, you burned to the ground.  This time, I’m going to make you scream my name and want my HARD passes and sexy cumpleations.  Because

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session

“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub.” “…and shows no desire to do anything about it, with technology or otherwise.” “…already sick of me after 15 years…” “…can go bonkers at times, even

Meeting the Neighbours

I couldn't resist adding one more post about Canada.  Trevor introduced me to some funny Youtube videos done by friends of his that are soon to be turned into a show.  They're pretty fucking funny.  I think the Hockey Players one is my favorite.  Enjoy! Yeah, I couldn't understand a bunch

In Which We Address Mad Men…

Look, I'm going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised at hippies. Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do. With it? Well, let me tell you. This motherfuckin' show Mad Men, in case you

Suck It Rog

This is the first footnote in the NFLPA's Notice of Arbitration Appeal of Tom Brady: 1  We also note that one arbitrator has previously found that you, in particular, are unfamiliar with  proper NFL discipline procedures and have no role in imposing discipline.  Peterson  Art. 46 Appeal at 7 A cited opinion that Roger

Posts To Make Jokes On, Ranked

1. Kontent Klearinghouse 2. Liveblog 3. Various football news posts 4. Creepy Fanfiction 5. Fans React Reasonably 6. Komments of the Week 7. The (Offseason!) Adventures of Joe Flacco and Matt Schaub 8. Scale of Sadness 9. Kill Kill Kill 10. Fun With Peter King 11. Mock Draft 12. This Week in Fuck You 13. Week in Review 14. Sex and Fantasy Football