Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first!
The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),
Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go!
If you are up like I am right
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to guest kommentator the Coronavirus for his thoughts on the Eagles and the upcoming season.
Roni, welcome back! Our readers really enjoyed your interview with Ahmad Rashad and
And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain is so beyond borken.
Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword. 2-1 away,
The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the 2nd leg of a tie got played - ie, Chelski) could win the abbreviated, neutral-as-WICHITA Shempions format.
It got me (and the Clubhouse's other Lesser enthusiasts) thinking
Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst.
When our dear internet uncle TWBS passed away, he and I were working on a fiction thing. We got a bit into it and then he left us, making us
Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know it should be why are you bothering me internet stranger. Instead of drunkenly asking I grouped them in to his usual 25 questions format.
As most of
We have professional futbol this morning!
We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain't care bout no virus. They've been through worse.
We decided in the name of efficiency to give our brief opinions about each team so you can pick one for yourself. I do not know about
HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of “Quarantining Today.” I’m your host, [name redacted], and we’re checking in with some of our favoUrite DFO contributors to see how they’re coping with the societal changes that the novel coronavirus pandemic has brought into their lives. With me today are BC Dick,
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man!
In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La
Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports.
Have you seen the paper towel
I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season.
Q - How was your summer?
Gratliff: I have not seen a sporting event I care about since the Flyers were eliminated in mid-March. I want to die.
WhyEaglesWhy: WELL ACTUALLY, it’s winter here in the Land