Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know it should be why are you bothering me internet stranger. Instead of drunkenly asking I grouped them in to his usual 25 questions format.
As most of
We have professional futbol this morning!
We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain't care bout no virus. They've been through worse.
We decided in the name of efficiency to give our brief opinions about each team so you can pick one for yourself. I do not know about
HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of “Quarantining Today.” I’m your host, [name redacted], and we’re checking in with some of our favoUrite DFO contributors to see how they’re coping with the societal changes that the novel coronavirus pandemic has brought into their lives. With me today are BC Dick,
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man!
In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La
Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports.
Have you seen the paper towel
I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season.
Q - How was your summer?
Gratliff: I have not seen a sporting event I care about since the Flyers were eliminated in mid-March. I want to die.
WhyEaglesWhy: WELL ACTUALLY, it’s winter here in the Land
We're back! Well, 17 of 20 clubs are back but we aren't going to talk about that.
Good morning everyone and welcome to this years EPL/European futbol preview.
Before we start the extravaganza we are doing an EPL tipping pool. Rules are just like the AFL one, if you forget to put
Kyle Broflovski was right:
For those of you that don't know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album "Disintegration" from beginning to end as part of the 30th anniversary of its release.
Since they don't want to play the same show EVERY place they visit this year, they are live-streaming
Hi there, how is it going? When we last wrote about the Eagles the date was November 14th 2017,
You see ole Nick was far too talented to stay in Philly so he had to head out and see the world so he plied his trade in St. Louis for RAMMIT
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It's time for some concluding thoughts about this World Cup.
Where do you rank this World Cup?
Balls: I've said it before, but I honestly think it's the Best World Cup EVAR! I've
Some of us have waited four years for this. Today is the day we crown a new World Champion. Will it be a team that has never won before let alone been in a World Cup Final (Croatia) or will it be the team that has won one and lost
The World Cup third place match is also known as the Losers’ Final. It’s a charmless assessment, but the consensus around the game seems to be “Why even play it”. Sure, the stakes are placing 3rd or 4th, but bitching about playing (or watching) the game has to be First