Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 21

Remember that old SNL sketch "Fecal Matter with your host Doug Fecal"? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand

This week's suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut.  He suggested "best supporting athlete/actor ever" as a topic.  He actually suggested it a while ago and I like it enough to bookmark it for a night when it was really

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0

No mock draft this week, because it's time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at what teams might do in the mock draft, all while having done very little in the way of research and having no sources whatsoever.  It usually

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals

This week's topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be.  Ms. Bamford's last meal includes Diet Coke and pot roast which, just no, absolutely not.  I can't imagine asking for either as part of my last meal, Diet Coke

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Words Fail

I got nothing.  I mean, what even was that?  As Hippo so correctly and astutely points out in his post-weekend thoughts, they didn't even get one lateral out of this.  There was a better chance that Dak would complete an 80+ yard bomb, to a member of his team, for

Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that