My fellow Winstonians, I come before you bearing the scoop of the offseason!
In our present moment, where the sport-o-sphere is gripped in the fever of a virus of such power unseen since Jim Rome tried to eradicate his Clones, it behooves us to take nothing for granted, even the omnipresent
INTERIOR - CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA - MIDDAY
MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony.
COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom.
RADIO: Ghost Audience, we have an unknown aircraft entering our airspace. Vector 405 for bogey.
TELESCO: Who's up there?
LYNN: Rivers, Gordon, Bosa and Allen.
EXTERIOR - THE SKIES ABOVE SAN DIEGO COUNTY
CAPT. RIVERS: YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY
EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY
[CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday's walk-through. He seems a bit forlorn, yet still has the semblance of an optimistic smile on face. As he is a few feet from his car, another vehicle rolls up]
[CAR DOOR FLIES
INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY
[A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The room is so packed with bodies that there is a constant murmur that drowns out the few notes of the organ just audible above the buzz. DEAN
♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫
GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU:
Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,
for the deal you made sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is nigh...
Let him who hath electric dance moves reckon the sound of the beast
It's a three-day weekend for Canadians, and I hope most Americans as well. It's Thanksgiving up here, because we give thanks for the return of hockey season, and the winter that has come to define our national character.
Sens at Leafs - 7:00PM | CBC
Jets at Stars
INTERIOR - ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES - MIDDAY
[A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the funeral for Faye Spanos is about to get underway. However, due to the vast size of the church, the audience seems dwarfed by comparison. The organ softly
5th year Pro Bowl cornerback for That Team That Moved, Jason Verrett, suffered a torn ACL on the very first day of training camp which will cause him to miss the entire 2018 season. Some are suggesting that the team may be cursed, given their year over year injury history,
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND
EXTERIOR - QUALCOMM STADIUM FIELD - X-MAS EVE
As the sun sets on the city of San Diego, a lone figure walks from the home team's locker room of the deserted stadium at a meandering pace. A few lights flicker on as darkness falls, casting the field in odd, ever creeping
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in San Diego should be. To BOLTMAN, they will forever be the Heretics. To many on this site, various combination of Football/Shitty Clippers and LAwnmowers has been
EXTERIOR - RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS - EARLY DUSK
[The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd silence, as not even birds or insects can be heard nearby. Upon reaching the back door, the camera moves upward, until it just looking over the roof