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The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)
INTERIOR, REPUBLIC RECORDS LOBBY. A DESPONDENT RECORD EXECUTIVE SITS ON A BENCH, WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST STANDING PRIEST: The relationship…is dead. RECORD EXECUTIVE: No.…
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Party On…Forever!
Banner Image from Tenor Interior, a large apartment festooned with festive fall furnishings and frills. Beneath a hastily hoisted Happy Halloween sign there be…
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The morning of April 28th was cloudy and cold, with a dampness in the air that made it feel much colder than the 40…
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A Dark and Foggy Night
It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go…
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Tales from the Kicked
Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks…
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Your “The NFL Doesn’t Allow Fun Or Spooky” Halloween Night Open Thread
NFL News: Rather than sign the best QB available, the Jags chose to go in a different direction and signed Landry Jones as Cody…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)
Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…
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Hallowe’en- The Devil returns to Buffalo
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting…
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A BattleBots Beat Halloween Special: Conquering the Reaper
Welcome to a very special BattleBots Beat vignette for Halloween. For your enjoyment, but hopefully not for your pleasure, because eww, we bring you…
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The Trading Card of Josh McCown
Chapter 1: The draft room in Phoenix was filled with the stale odor of cigarettes, Old Spice and cheap liquor, and when the time…