Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread

litre_cola - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you

Last Tuesday of 2020 open thread

Game Time Decision - December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

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Hey all, this is your "crap I've got to write the open thread for tonight and just remembered even thought I've been sitting around all day doing sweet fuck all" Tuesday night open thread. Hope you are all well and that your sugar and gravy levels are returning to normal

Another Tuesday Night opens thread

Game Time Decision - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Are you ready for some football Christmas? It's only 10 days away now. I was at the mall last week to try to finish some of my shopping. That's the first time since I was in a mall since March. Had to answer a bunch of questions on the way

HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread

WCS - August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football... again, who knows. All of that stated, golf has been back for six weeks. Granted, there aren't any galleries, so, it's been a bit strange, but, I'll take what I can get at

Your “Enjoy Now” 4th of Ju Luau Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 4, 2020July 4, 2020

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Ladies and germs, I know I won't be the first to, but please allow me to wish you a very happy and hopefully safe 4th of July! I am your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I want to apologize to the Commentists at large for my general lack

Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review

ballsofsteelandfury - December 14, 2019December 13, 2019

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Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn't count as football. It's on par with Russian military parades and North Korean Dear Leader rallies as far as the propaganda machine goes. So, I am completely ignoring it and focusing on the

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 2, 2019November 2, 2019

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Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty Thursday soccer preview post this week. As luck has it, though, King Hippo was unavailable to do this morning's soccer post, so here we are.

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight

ballsofsteelandfury - November 1, 2019October 31, 2019

Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the "home" crowd had a healthy mix of away fans and people in town with nothing to do. It was a good game for a bit and then

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight

ballsofsteelandfury - October 25, 2019October 24, 2019

Welcome back! Last night, we got a weird oddball matchup of the Washington American Football team versus the Vikings. I don't think I can remember any memorable matchups between these two teams in the past. We had to watch football because baseball is taking a break after the Washington

Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10

ballsofsteelandfury - October 24, 2019October 23, 2019

We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is winning, and to give you the weekend's fútbol schedule so that you could plan your weekend activities accordingly. I am also using it to keep you up

Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019

WCS - October 18, 2019

Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Seven

ballsofsteelandfury - October 18, 2019October 17, 2019

Welcome back! Last night, we got a classic AFC West battle between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs. On Fox. I still find it weird when the conference TV alliances are ignored and we get these AFC games on the NFC network and the NFC games on the