Yeah, that's right. The most universally beloved sportsball franchise starts Grapefruit League play this afternoon. Our hapless opponent is the Mets, at 1:05 EST (FSMW/MLB.tv). Some questions and answers:
HIPPO - Which baseballist shall be touched by Most Glorious Devil Magic in 2020?
OTHER HIPPO - So glad you asked, Other Hippo! I am
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get arrested (actually fuck it, they can rot if they do), I shall be watching some Premiership all morning!
Also, this will be the Decade of Kruger (pictured
Huzzah, I hope y'all ain't tired of the Premiership. Because there's a metric fuckton of it this weekend.
Bournemouth got a really good point off Arsenal on Boxing Day, so they go right back on the road to meet the ever-tricky Trashbirds of Brighton (7:30, NBCSN). My willingness to set the
Oh my LAWD, they's a bunch of Lesser Footy going down. Who says the Day After Christmas is depressing? I don't have to work, and we get a de facto Second Lesser Saturday. I'll fookin' take it, like.
Spurs and Brighton kick us off bright and early (yes, I set my
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between "Mellow Gold" (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent career renaissance. This is his latest earworm, which I like very much:
And with waaaayyyyy too many JV NFL sides picking up on the SEC "play a
No doubt by now, you've heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you'll live). Enough to know NOT to Google the horrific injury he suffered, resulting from a snidey (but not malicious) Son Heung-min tackle.
All the human emotion and forgiveness talk
I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today's predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin' degrees. I am seriously about to lose my mind. Watching cold, rain, and wind in Northern Europe? Helps a little, but also sooooooo jelly. This is a
Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all angry about this. Everton got an away point, despite being forced into TWO changes - Andre Gomes (see later) injured, then DM Morgan Schneiderlin sent off
We're back! Well, 17 of 20 clubs are back but we aren't going to talk about that.
Good morning everyone and welcome to this years EPL/European futbol preview.
Before we start the extravaganza we are doing an EPL tipping pool. Rules are just like the AFL one, if you forget to put
Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year's Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe and Sudamerica are back, by God. So let us enjoy some proper Lesser Footy.
Perhaps you wish to sleep in. The Premiership has you covered, starting with
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico, coming off the heels of a dull as dishwater Copa tie mid-week. Same location, even.
But my blood is up, yet again, for the Merseyside Derby (Sunday,
Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere!
This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me as my beloved London Jaguras have been absolutely terrible this campaign. They've allowed 53 goals in 24 games. I am not a mathlete but that is not