Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale! Drew’s Chili!

yeah right - September 3, 2023September 2, 2023

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Hey, hey everybody! Good morning and welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Well holy fucking goddamn hell everyone. We made it! It's a wrap, motherfuckers! Season goddamn 9 is officially on permanent record now. Every year right after the Owl I have this mixed sense of dread and excitement because I know I've got some serious

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale!

yeah right - September 4, 2022September 3, 2022

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Holy fucking shit we made it. Season 8 is a motherfucking wrap! I don't even know where to begin. Firstly because I've been busy as fuck-all at work and second-ish because it was a long goddamn season. I'll remember season 8 for a few reasons. I'll always refer to it as the "Soup"

AFL Beat! (Substitute Teacher Edition)

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 2, 2022August 1, 2022

Hodwy. Your friendly neighborhood Balls has been underwater for a bit, so he asked me to pinch hit on an AFL Beat! As you may or may not know, we are now 20 weeks into the 2022 Aussie Footy season, which can mean only three things-- It's starting to get

Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread

Don T - August 2, 2021August 2, 2021

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You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your proportional dispensation of both the terrible and tolerable. Indianapolis QB Carson Wentz will have foot surgery, will be out 5 to 12 weeks per head coach Frank Reich. Let’s turn

Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

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It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale! Taking Game Day Food One Step Beyond!

yeah right - September 1, 2019August 31, 2019

Good morning all and happy Labor Day weekend! We made it! We got through the longest off season of any major sport! We survived and are hereby awarded with real motherfucking football next week! As such, today will be the season finale of Sunday Gravy. For you newer readers Sunday Gravy is one

What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a

Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

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Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something

Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 21, 2017August 24, 2017

Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking out the sun. What greater metaphor for the 2017 Bears Football Season than that?! Abandon all hope ye who enter this season as Bears fans. In these

Your “My Head Really Hurts, Do I Have To Watch This Game?” Late SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 2, 2016October 2, 2016

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Yes...yes you do have to watch this game. There's Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated. It's been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already. Some of which the NFL exported across the pond. I'll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El

To Bear Down or Not To Bear Down

Team Previews

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 1, 2016August 30, 2016

That is the question. At the risk of stating the obvious, football is awesome. The hitting, the strategy, the fresh grass underfoot as your team of choice takes the field in that late summer warmth--they all fill you with excitement, anticipation, and joy. Yet there is a key ingredient required to

Coach Zimmer Gets Ready for Work.

laserguru - July 28, 2016July 28, 2016

main image via Interior: Coach Zimmer's home near the Great Northern Minnesota woods "Good morning, Maria! Well, I guess it's about that time again. Training camp starts tomorrow." Maria: "I sure hope you have a great year coach. Will you be camping out tonight since it's the last night before your season starts?" CZ: