[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT FUCKIN' BACK? MY GODDAMN FOOTBALL TEAM. FUCK, DO WE FUCKIN' SUCK. Holy SHIT. Practise this week is nothing but suicides and Oklahoma drills.
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 7: The 1942 L’Oeuf Electrique
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The mother-fuckin' USFL is back!!! Wait, fuck, apparently that's the XFL. Who the fuck knows anymore. Look, you're kidding yourself if you think you can remember the difference
Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl. Never have, never will. Ain't never won it ONCE in my whole goddamn career. Fuckin' fancy pricks. Bet they don't even
Keeping It Holy – Slave LaboUr Cup Final Open Thread
Buenos días, mes ami(e)s invisibles. This final I call it... Spectacular. France was the class of the tournament, which was surprising. The team is different from the 2018 Champions. No Kanté, no Pogba this time around, as well as others who shall not be named because of deadline restrictions. Benzema was
The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods... On the other hand [cleans and places monocle] the very ingratitude. This used to be a handful of huts populated by barefoot and unwashed masses. You
Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: John Law
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Well, friends, we've seen just about everything in our time together... cryptocurrency, pickpockets, card sharks, art thieves, midgets, quacks, forgers, escape artists, and more. But I had to leave this one for just now. The timing
Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread
Hello everyone! I'm a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico). Today's Main event is France vs Germany in an "Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll"
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Victor Lustig
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! We're just days away from the Super Bowl. I've made a killing selling counterfeit merchandise - apparently the Ravens didn't like hearing about that in my interview a couple weeks ago. Greg Roman better watch his
Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jeanne de Valois-Saint-Remy
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! You know who doesn't get enough credit for scamming? Tom Brady. The man's a legend. A sixth-round pick, fluking his way into ten Super Bowl appearances and a supermodel wife? All by not eating strawberries or
