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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Oscar Hartzell

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The Maestro - February 18, 2021February 18, 2021
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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Buddy of mine got some spam email servers set up recently, out of Botswana. Cost him about twenty bucks for the whole thing - no bullshit. Everyone says that spam emails are passe these days, but

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