Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air

Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team,  the Southhampton Saints. Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull