Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 7, 2022February 7, 2022

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Hi everyone, I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week! A Super Bowl tradition ‘round these parts since 2017, it grew out of a desire to counter the NFL narrative of Super Bowl week that everything is fine and

Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Meet Me at the Waldorf

Sharkbait - February 4, 2022February 4, 2022

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Happy Friday one and all once again. This week I'm taking my cocktail inspiration from the fact I should be going to New York next week, but won't be. Allow me to explain. In a fit of misguided optimism, I bought tickets to the Rangers-Bruins game at Madison Square Garden on

Let’s Get Positive! Starring, the NFL

Don T - October 21, 2020October 21, 2020

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Back in the XX Century, university class schedules converted Thursdays into Drinking Days. They’ve been that way ever since, confirmed by Friday hangovers. Recently, Wednesdays became Positive Days, thanks to tWBS’s ”Wednesday Motivational”. Man I miss that guy. /presses Play /crushes the Mute button Lately it’s been suckier than a Jets late afternoon

The Team No One Wants to Play

DFOing Good

Don T - September 29, 2020September 29, 2020

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Titans fever is raging. Kicker Stephen Gostkowski recovered from crippling yips after missing four kicks and an XP in Week One, and has kicked deciders in all games so far. Of greater concern to opponents: ruthless DL Jeffery Simmons, QB Tannehill spraying passes all over, and a virulent home atmosphere.

Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview

yeah right - September 1, 2020August 31, 2020

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banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Jesus Fuck if I have to spend another day inside this house I'm gonna lose my fucking mind!" [Coach dressed in gym shorts and t-shirt walks to his garage where his home fitness center is] CZ: "I'm

Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)

Wakezilla - August 19, 2020August 19, 2020

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/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium. Dopey guy begins to speak in a deep, but hoarse voice: Hello everyone, welcome to today's press conference of September 7th, 2020. As you know, we have

Brady Bunch in the Bay – The Buccaneers 2020 DFO Preview

SonOfSpam - August 11, 2020August 10, 2020

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Our 2019 Tampa Bay preview focused on the team's nickname and the crab-filching faltching felching stealing quarterback. Well, seasons change, people change, but Tampa Bay's quarterback remains shady. Just in case you missed the news (and the accompanying screeching and wailing from the Greater Boston area), Tom Brady decided to

Your “Struggling With The Façade” Monday Open Thread

Don T - August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

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Beerguyrob is off tonight, hopefully rollicking in mirth. He deserves nothing less. Me? I’m in a foul mood. Didn’t want to say anything, but 2020 is starting to irk. After four months of lockdown, in the midst of a tyranny, you start to look for a silver lining to grab onto,

Beerguyrob - April 19, 2020April 19, 2020

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It's not so much boredom as the tedious repetition of daily events that is starting to get to me during this current march towards the apocalypse. https://youtu.be/CehYA3omb5o So we decided to break up the boredom a little by leaving the dogs at home & reverting to the 1970s childhood nightmare known as

Beerguyrob - April 12, 2020April 12, 2020

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I don't know about you, but the need for outside contact has finally hit a wall. We met a friend in the park for beverages yesterday. I brought a cooler of beers, some plastic cups, chips & salsa in separate containers for four people, cushions & chairs. We settled into

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