Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2

Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged series, ida and vuelta en español, which sounds like a holiday. Or, going and coming in English, which would be a very very efficient booty call. YOU: Ah

A Valentine for the Shempiens – Round of 16, Gameday 1

After an intense Hate Week and the sudden end of the NFL season, here’s Valentine’s Day: the most superficial and fabricated holiday there is. First, it’s a workday. Second, it’s all about merchandising and half-assing affection. Hearing “What are WE going to do for Valentine’s Day” sounds more like a

As I type this, there is still no word on whether the full slate of games will go off on Sunday. What I do know is that it's playing havoc with what little talent I have on my fantasy teams. It's not bad enough that I have to keep finding