No Good Deed

What the thing you all say? You're going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because.... Oh -- "throwing up". You see? This is why we can't get any young readers around here. Also because youth doesn't read anymore. This is, for sure, a Karen Carpenter. Quick story for you all.

It Will Be OK Eventually

I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish. And, I was too high to translate. Sorry, I’m an atheist; had to take the edge off my snark to make it out alive. Still, it’s Wednesday,

Bend Over for Banks? NEVAH

Once upon a time, until 10:00 DFO / Central time today, I was a homeowner. My Ex and I had moved out to separate places by the start of the 2018 NFL season. POINT IS: the home’s  mortgage was KILLIN’ me. Christ what a scam. It’s the Herbalife of finance.

Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

A full #content day here at [DFO]'s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed authors we have on staff. NFL News: Fearing they'd miss out on all that guaranteed Raider-fan money, the Chargers announced they are moving to LA to be