"Good morning, Huey Jackson, it's time to rise and grind."
The Devil's words come penetratin' into Hue's wrecked mind.
So Hue sets down Mike Brown's laundry, cause that's his job these days,
In addition to designin' passes for Andy Dalton to throw away.
"Wake up, Sunshine!" the Devil laughs. "It's time to break
The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night,
While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly neon light.
And the Devil, he looked around the room at the broken hopes and dreams,
He says, "Is there one among you scum who'll coach my sorry team?
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are some of the classics from previous years.
In 2015, the theme was "Spooky Texans Stories":
I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS
In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge
Don't Turn on
The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice them to her dark master in return for unimaginable power. At the moment, the three are tied up and leaning against the couch. Each of them
That last film was pretty...weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don't make as much sense in English. Or maybe it was Mexican. There was a masked wrestler in it, after all. And you're pretty sure it was dubbed. Whatever it was, though, it sure
Holy cow! That was intense! Like, that Moose guy found these cannibals trying to eat this brain guy, and then this old cannibal lady showed up and hacked him real good with a big ol' axe! There's popcorn all over the car now...you feel a little sheepish about getting so
How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are, sitting at the Vista Vue drive-in, waiting for the double-feature to start. It's going to go a lot better than your last date. I mean, it
(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box with a number of switches on it, and cords running out from the back and through the wall, and a small television monitor and speaker on
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere
Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary-
Eyed, thumbing through the ratings from the week before—
The Shield's keepers, focused on accounting, were ignoring a sudden tapping,
As if some one gently rapping, rapping on the windows of
It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking "Fuck you". John had just gone through another weekend alone. He couldn't bear another day listening to the stories his co-workers told about their lives. His only solace tonight was to be "Monday Night Raw". The few
Last week I told you about some "scary" mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun.
So yeah, this week is tailor made for Sexy Friday IMHO. Halloween is but three days away. People dressing up in costume, pretending to be something they are not.
Happy Halloween everybody! Stay safe.