House of Pain: To Market, To Market

Senor Weaselo - September 29, 2021September 28, 2021

Goddamn, am I behind on these. Also I still have to buy the hot sauce for the banner tournament people, which will be featured in a future post. I swear I'll get it to you guys eventually and will track you down for your respective addresses. Welcome back to House of

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Use Your Infusion II

Sharkbait - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

Welcome back everyone. Just like Guns N' Roses released Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 in the same year, I'm going for back to back infusion drinks. Thanks to a generous donation of ghost peppers from The Wee Baby Seamus, I was able to concoct my very own Ghost Pepper

House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)

Senor Weaselo - April 30, 2019April 30, 2019

Howdy, lizard people. It's late April, so as mentioned in the last House of Pain, it's (slightly after) the time of the year where hot sauce vendors, connoisseurs, and crazy fucks all converge on the Brooklyn Expo Center in Greenpoint (off the Greenpoint Ave stop on the G Train, which

House of Pain: X Gonna Give it to Ya

Senor Weaselo - April 14, 2019April 13, 2019

Motherfucker… it's not… a fucking… game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI So around October or so, which tells you how long this has been waiting in the wings, THIS finally came in from the Heatonist website. Yes, House of Pain is back, even though Senor's laptop still goes unreplaced (seriously Senor, how hard is it) and there is

House of Pain: Dabbin’ on Them Sauces

Senor Weaselo - May 23, 2018May 21, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7PqyopzNPo No, not that one. Definitely not that one. Even if it is Squidward doing it. This one. This is The Last Dab. Background time! Hot Ones is a webseries hosted by Sean Evans where he asks celebrities questions as they eat progressively spicer chicken wings. The first wing is relatively mild (depending on

House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)

Senor Weaselo - May 3, 2018May 1, 2018

I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since I taught in the morning and afternoon, and I drove there and parking was… eh, not the worst I've experienced. Thank goodness it was Sunday so no

House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco

Senor Weaselo - April 12, 2018April 11, 2018

Hey there, lizard people. we're back, and like the Hess truck, we're better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far, my eyes are up here. All right, well, we're back anyway, the level of back-ness is up for debate. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain.

A House of Pain Special! The Dankest Memesauce

Senor Weaselo - March 12, 2018March 10, 2018

We're back! Hello, and welcome to what I guess counts as another season of House of Pain, or a season preview, or something. I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and for this first episode or post or whatever of the 2018 offseason, I've got a doozy. First

Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper

DFOing Good

Senor Weaselo - May 4, 2017May 4, 2017

(Electric Boogaloo didn't quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn't work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where was I? Oh yeah.) So another year, another expo, another evening and following day of gastrointestinal discomfort, all that good stuff. I don't have to give as

House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Kiss the Curb

Senor Weaselo - April 17, 2017April 16, 2017

Haldo, we're back by not-that-popular demand! I'm still Senor Weaselo, and this is still House of Pain where I eat hot sauces normal sane people probably shouldn't, because I'm neither normal nor sane! Last time I went on about the hot sauce that started this whole shebang many years ago. This time

House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Origins

Senor Weaselo - March 20, 2017March 19, 2017

We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our favorite new drink. Our first hit of that sweet primo shit that makes you feel… wait a minute. Sorry, I digressed. Um, Senor Weaselo here, Yeah

House of Pain, The Pilot: Senor’s wing hunt, Part 1

Senor Weaselo - December 5, 2016December 5, 2016

Good evening. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, "How much hot sauce can one consume until they combust?" That's a good question, and maybe we'll find an answer for it, in which case you're all invited to