New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread

litre_cola - September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

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Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right

Craig David took her for a drink on Tuesday Open Thread

litre_cola - August 4, 2020August 4, 2020

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-pictured Ailsa Craig, Ayrshire, Scotland. Another night, and another substitute teacher. You may run amok as I intend to play movies all day because I am one of those subs. This was the last bit of what TWBS and I wrote before his passing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twbs is currently at the Morrissey Pub on Granville

Road to Retirement – Sunday Evening thread.

litre_cola - July 5, 2020July 5, 2020

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Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst. When our dear internet uncle TWBS passed away, he and I were working on a fiction thing. We got a bit into it and then he left us, making us

25 Questions! SexiMexi edition!

litre_cola - June 3, 2020June 2, 2020

Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know it should be why are you bothering me internet stranger. Instead of drunkenly asking I grouped them in to his usual 25 questions format. As most of

Efficiency! It’s the German Way

litre_cola - May 16, 2020May 16, 2020

We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain't care bout no virus. They've been through worse. We decided in the name of efficiency to give our brief opinions about each team so you can pick one for yourself. I do not know about

Global Snaxx – Edition 3.

litre_cola - May 14, 2020May 13, 2020

Good day to you! Isolation has given us plenty of time to indulge in our vices. If you mix in a walk or some push-ups and you will feel way better when you get stoned and eat whatever you fancy. Episode 1. Episode 2. Our global snack tour continues with 5 more stops

We need a Post! Saturday Open Thread!

litre_cola - May 9, 2020

Good morning! I realized we have lost our Hippo to Championship Manager 2020 so here is an abbreviated Open thread. I still have things to say SO STRAP IN, or just skip the words like most do when I start talking! Hope everyone is safe and if you are in Georgia

Global Snaxx Edition 2.

DFOing Good

litre_cola - March 24, 2020May 13, 2020

How is being a shut-in treating you? Some people have waited years for this and now it is their time to shine and maybe gamble on some Belarussian futbol. I believe that everything should be shut down except pharmacies, and grocery stores in my opinion. If you have been in

Morning! Except in Europe. Saturday morning Open Thread.

litre_cola - March 7, 2020March 6, 2020

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Good morning, bet you I am up before this posts! I usually have no problem when my spawn wakes up at an ungodly hour but when he is up before Italia football that is an issue. IT IS 8 HOURS AHEAD!!!! There are no matches today so I pray the

Let’s Munch – Tuesday Night Open thread

litre_cola - February 11, 2020May 13, 2020

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Good evening! It's been awhile since I have pulled the night shift here so bear with me. The 2nd night of the Westminster dog show is tonight but I figured that out far too late to write too much about it. I am a pug man, my best friend Oxipug left

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

litre_cola - February 8, 2020February 7, 2020

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AEK Athens' Ultras are anti-Nazi, that is a good thing. This will be a brief synopsis of what is going on in the world of futbol and as it is early you won't read an essay at this hour. England, in the Premiership Liverpool has this in the bag and hasn't lost

Before Football open thread

litre_cola - January 19, 2020

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Weird, there is nobody at Gillette today. Good morning early risers and our European counterparts. Today should be a great day of footballing. The questions that need to be answered are as follows. Will the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE want a rematch of Superb Owl 1 and have the Chefs v the