Global Snaxx Edition 2.

DFOing Good

litre_cola - March 24, 2020March 23, 2020

How is being a shut-in treating you? Some people have waited years for this and now it is their time to shine and maybe gamble on some Belarussian futbol. I believe that everything should be shut down except pharmacies, and grocery stores in my opinion. If you have been in

Morning! Except in Europe. Saturday morning Open Thread.

litre_cola - March 7, 2020March 6, 2020

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Good morning, bet you I am up before this posts! I usually have no problem when my spawn wakes up at an ungodly hour but when he is up before Italia football that is an issue. IT IS 8 HOURS AHEAD!!!! There are no matches today so I pray the

Let’s Munch – Tuesday Night Open thread

litre_cola - February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

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Good evening! It's been awhile since I have pulled the night shift here so bear with me. The 2nd night of the Westminster dog show is tonight but I figured that out far too late to write too much about it. I am a pug man, my best friend Oxipug left

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

litre_cola - February 8, 2020February 7, 2020

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AEK Athens' Ultras are anti-Nazi, that is a good thing. This will be a brief synopsis of what is going on in the world of futbol and as it is early you won't read an essay at this hour. England, in the Premiership Liverpool has this in the bag and hasn't lost

Before Football open thread

litre_cola - January 19, 2020

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Weird, there is nobody at Gillette today. Good morning early risers and our European counterparts. Today should be a great day of footballing. The questions that need to be answered are as follows. Will the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE want a rematch of Superb Owl 1 and have the Chefs v the

Saturday before Football futbol

litre_cola - January 4, 2020January 3, 2020

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Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man! In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La

Eagles At The Bye: “The Gang Sticks To Sports”

litre_cola - November 14, 2019November 13, 2019

Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports. Have you seen the paper towel

What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza

King Hippo - October 19, 2019October 18, 2019

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This past Thursday, I had my "every 5 weeks" haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you, what kind of Philistine DOESN'T use a stylist??), so I walked around the corner to get a libation (as I am back off solid food). As

Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy

King Hippo - September 21, 2019September 21, 2019

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I'm not really good - good at at all, really - with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take us into 21 September 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqDO6DWldpw NBCSN wants your ass up early with Foxes/Spurs at 7:30. It's an interesting matchup, for sure. I will try to make it

Mid-September Sabado Footy Extravaganza!

King Hippo - September 14, 2019September 13, 2019

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Oh men! (and the occasional Nel and Dok visit!) There is some good stuff this weekend. And if you want to be primed for the full RedZone dopamine rush, you need to limber up on Saturday. If you want to wake up early and count the teeth (o/u - 60% of

Love me them uprights. Eagles Preview

litre_cola - August 19, 2019August 18, 2019

I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season. Q - How was your summer? Gratliff: I have not seen a sporting event I care about since the Flyers were eliminated in mid-March. I want to die. WhyEaglesWhy: WELL ACTUALLY, it’s winter here in the Land

Futbol Extravaganza Saturday Open Thread

litre_cola - August 10, 2019August 10, 2019

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We're back! Well, 17 of 20 clubs are back but we aren't going to talk about that. Good morning everyone and welcome to this years EPL/European futbol preview. Before we start the extravaganza we are doing an EPL tipping pool. Rules are just like the AFL one, if you forget to put