The minimum word count's still broke, so let's do this: Let's put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out. Ready? Go.
The New York Jets are BAD. Forget winless bad, a lot of teams can do that. I'm talking great works of badness in history. I'm
Sorry for the brevity - my staff meeting went longer than expected. Plus, somehow I am now union rep, which the length of the meeting did everything to try & dissuade me from the position.
Josh Gordon has formally applied for reinstatement.
He is working out in Seattle,
Apparently, Todd Gurley passed his physical with the Falcons.
He signed with them a couple of months back, but had to wait until this week to take his tests due to Corona restrictions.
It is a one-year contract that includes a $2 million signing bonus, $3.5 million fully
Can I count those as way too many words? I mean I'll ramble to get to the minimum because this is me. Hmm, what to say considering I've watched about one half of Jets football.
The Jets decided to take a page from the most successful team in New York, the
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven't been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let's start this and I imagine someone will call and yell at me.
So! Another year, another Jets preview. Oh, another coach, this time replacing Todd "Not Sally" Bowles
(I've wanted to use that for a
In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named head coach Adam Gase interim GM.
And now, a look in at Jets HQ:
No word on why now, or just why, but people have
Of course not. Anyone with parents over the age of 60 knows Thursday are the domain of "The Big Bang Theory",
and "Little Sheldon".
The Jets have done the Jetsiest thing they could do and hired a coach who could only beat them when in his previous gig. Jets fans:
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that
For those of you who live in the region: Chiefs-Rams tickets went on sale Wednesday.
They are setting aside seats for the first responders fighting the fires and police who answered the Thousand Oaks shooting call.
It'll be the first Monday Night game at the Coliseum since 1985.
It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!"
And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a
It's about 11 PM Sunday night, and a young-ish man in a suit is driving home. It was a fairly loud gig, so the car is silent, apart from his occasional thoughts to himself about life, the universe, and everything.
Senor Weaselo: Hmm, so tomorrow I've got that show in the