The Losers Investment Club: Resolutions

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table.  All of them appear to be in the late stages of a three day hangover.  ANDY REID is carefully reading a copy of "Barbecue Nation" magazine.  BILL O'BRIEN has a laptop computer in front of

The Losers Investment Club – Chips

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table.  The intraday chart for the $NIO ticker symbol is displayed via a projector.  The gang is clustered behind HUE JACKSON, who sits in front of a laptop with a smug expression on his face.  With

The Losers’ Investment Club: Automotive

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. ANDY REID is quietly eating a large bowl of spaghetti.  BILL O'BRIEN is staring at a laptop, and with a tremendous sigh presses a button. JOSH ROSEN: So anyways, about this good thing that can happen on

The Losers’ Investment Club: Bowels of the Earth

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. JOSH ROSEN, KATIE NOLAN, LAWRENCE TYNES, are gazing listlessly at their cellphones while BILL O'BRIEN sits staring at his laptop, his left eye twitching repeatedly.  COLIN COWHERD is pontificating about a sports topic. COLIN COWHERD: ...and so

The Losers’ Investment Club: Transportation

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table.  BILL O'BRIEN is staring at a laptop, swearing repeatedly.  JOSH ROSEN, KATIE NOLAN and HUE JACKSON are gazing listlessly at the cellphones. --- [door flies open] --- COLIN COWHERD: Hi guys.  Sorry I'm late, there was...hang on

The Losers’ Investment Club: American Renal Associates

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table.  The intraday chart for the $KR ticker symbol is displayed via a projector as the meeting participants cluster around a telephone conference station, except for ANDY REID, who has a laptop computer terminal in front

The Losers’ Investment Club: Kroger

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table.  Another stands by a whiteboard in the front of the room, angrily poking at a series of items written in a list, using a marker to cross one of them off. BILL O'BRIEN: ...I c-c-can't b-b-believe