Mouth Flies Open: Door Number 2

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. Fantasy football questions still welcome but by no means required. 

Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions

Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don't-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag.  We had some great questions, some meh questions, and some hopefully entertaining if not-cranked-all-the-way-to-eleven-illuminating advice. The only way this advice column works is with audience participation--from DFOers, your friends,

Quick hitter: Mailbag ideas

So we started on the mailbag stream of consciousness a little earlier. I'm totally fucking game. If we get the questions, I'm here with all of the wrong answers. I was thinking about Sex and Cooking Tips? Don't worry I'm just doing the Hollywood pitch here, nothing of substance.   Mike from Freehold wrote