Tag: Merry Christmas you reprobates

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use holiday music plays softly in the background. The camera stops on the only illuminated desk, where an extremely pale but handsome young man in a Santa hat

Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions

BrettFavresColonoscopy -
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Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don't-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag.  We had some great questions, some meh questions, and some hopefully entertaining if not-cranked-all-the-way-to-eleven-illuminating advice. The only way this advice column works is with audience participation--from DFOers, your friends,

Your “In No Way Was This Prepped Before The Weekend” Christmas Day Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM Any errors in coverage are simply a result of Roger Goodell seeking to ruin my preparation in favour of the Patriots. Game Previews: Pittsburgh at Houston - 4:30PM | NBC / NFLN / TSN The Steelers will have spent the weekend hoping the Bills can pull off some kind of miracle and beat

Your DFO Christmas Morning Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Good morning Commentists. It's your old pal Beerguy here this morning. Since the majority of us are nogging it up this morning, until the rest of the family awakens/arrives, consensus was that we create a Christmas playlist, to get us through the day. Feel free to include Christmas songs, holiday