‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 29, 2017December 28, 2017

'Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn't going well Beelzebub was there, he was raging that day As he sent his Beelzebros into the fray Against Moose they raged, growling and grizzled While from the skies the hellfire drizzled Weaselo was there too, and WCS And

Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 22, 2017December 21, 2017

The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm, home to the Secret Base of Doktor Zymm which of course houses the Laboratory of Doktor Zymm where, even now, Doktor Zymm has assembled several DFOers (Marc, Balls, CB and Horatio) and hangers-on (Sharkbait, Man in Plaid #2's head, Moosemas Gorilla) as

Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 15, 2017December 14, 2017

The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in full pursuit. The infernal machine looks like a vintage Soviet KV-2 heavy artillery tank as re-imagined by famed painter H.R. Giger. So it's a pretty gnarly piece

Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 8, 2017December 7, 2017

The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer. Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell? Doktor Zymm (punching keys):

Moosemas in Hell (Part One)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 1, 2017November 30, 2017

The scene: Hell. It's a vast, wasted landscape where the screams of the damned echo throughout the burning plains and jagged mountains. The sky itself is smoke and fire and one can only look upon the devastation and know the bleak feeling of despair. So really, it's a lot like Detroit. The

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 24, 2017November 22, 2017

The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it's beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on a ladder, hanging up orange and blue tinsel and... What? Oh, yeah. The base has a rec room. It's pretty cool. 120-inch projection TV,

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 25, 2015December 24, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde. Covalent Blonde: ...uck? OSZ (confused): We're...back? Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 11, 2015December 11, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there's Beer. The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris is finishing stacking up boxes of cookies against a wall. DTZM: Well, that's the last

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 4, 2015December 3, 2015

Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn. [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree. DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want