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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Boxes, Boxes Everywhere

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Sharkbait - January 15, 2021January 14, 2021
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Hello from the new base of cocktail operations. The bar has been put in its place, however the bar books are still boxed up, and the glassware is still buried somewhere in my kitchen. At least the booze is a bit more accessible... So what does this mean for the drink

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: They Took The Bar!

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Sharkbait - January 8, 2021January 7, 2021
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That's right, they took the whole fucking bar! By they I mean the movers because today is moving day for the Sharkbait clan. I forgot how much moving sucks. Nothing is where you need it, everything is packed and there are boxes everywhere you turn, which is not great when

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