Commentist Cabin Fever

The banner is NOT a selfie—oh, hi!  I'm Don McClure. You might remember me from group posts such as "It's Called 'Fútbol', You Bastards" and "Don't Say 'N*gg*r', Cr*ck*r!”. Today all I’m doing is the intro and random pics, because Dunstan, Col. Duke LaCrosse, and LemonJello bring you this dispatch