Oh What, You Don't have one of these?
It's Okay You can Kiss mine
Football, what’s football? I know what a pandemic is, I didn’t used to, but I damn sure know now.
First let me say that of course I want the cherished game televised in all its splendor right in my
DJ TAj will start our proceedings today
Welcome to week 8 or is it 9? in the Covid cave, Christ does it even matter? Personnel hygiene has become optional and I've been wearing the same pair of underwear for eleven days ( I wonder what the record is?) the constant stench
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I'm just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream of the dead kid chasing me again. I needed a hug from Mom and a glass of water, nothing else would suffice.
I stumbled forth from my room and
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Good evening everyone and welcome to the show.
In past years we here at DFO have had extensive coverage (and amazing original artwork) of Oscar Season provided by our very own Make It Snow. This year due to several commitments he was unable to provide coverage.
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that?
How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r?
Let's try something happier.
He's not dead, he's drunk!
Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind of voodoo magic fills the air, smoke pestilence, outrage, disgrace no other way to explain it. No one giggles anymore.
The game was over, victory was ours and then
Did I micturate on your rug?
I wake from a fretful slumber, the dream I'm having may be more menacing than originally thought. The sleep is clearing from my hungover brain. The fog was lifting. As it cleared I started to realize this may have actually happened. Did I say I
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Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me.
Maybe it was the 50 grams of high grade edible pot or maybe it was the terribly (we'll get to that ) overpriced beers but what started out was a simple idea, I'm