Tag: quickie

Saturday Evening Puzzle

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I was thinking about doing a visual type of puzzle for a while now and I'm finally giving it a shot.  Even if you don't like the puzzle, you should like the pics and we can use this as an open thread. Here is the concept.  I will show you several

Coping With Loss in La Jolla

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(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia) Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today. Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note--literally spelled that way] packed me a whole box of fresh fish tacos. Brad: Rad! With the guac? Jackson: Yup. And I made some of that mango salsa. Brad: Sweet. So, did you go to the game

Somewhere outside of Jersey City…

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Corn Maze Employee #1: I'm telling you, man, he was in there all night. Corn Maze Employee #2: Doing what, though? #1: Hell if I know. We closed up all the snack bars tight, and none of them looked disturbed. I don't think there was even a corn stalk out of place. #2:

Chicago Firesale?

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Earlier today, the Chicago Bears traded DE/LB/Mullet Enthusiast Jared Allen to the Carolina Panthers.  Had to be a good deal, right? According to the WWL: "The Bears will pay $11.5 million of Allen's salary, while the Panthers will pay him $823,000, sources told ESPN. The Bears will get a conditional pick

French Jay Cutler Goes On Strike!

Not Pictured: The Mouse Toy He Brings on International Travel
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/long pull on a skinny and extremely noxious cigarette Bon jour, sports fans of questionable culture. I av called you here today to say, c'est tout. I av ad eet with this, how do you say, bullsheet. As ov right now, I am on strike. /drinks a small and bitter cafe noisette, ashes his

Trent Green Encounters a Mirror

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[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana... HEY! Dana-nana... Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven't seen you around here before. How are you? I'm great, thanks for asking! [Trent smiles and waves at the mirror] Trent: Wow, you're really good at doing the same

Quick hitter: Mailbag ideas

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So we started on the mailbag stream of consciousness a little earlier. I'm totally fucking game. If we get the questions, I'm here with all of the wrong answers. I was thinking about Sex and Cooking Tips? Don't worry I'm just doing the Hollywood pitch here, nothing of substance.   Mike from Freehold wrote

Quickie: Nooooooooo!

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Thanks to a speedy delivery, my new router came in today and I'm back on the internet at home. So I boot up the ol' interwebs only to find... this. I love Hannibal. This show is spectacular in so many ways. Mads Mikkelsen is glorious as our beloved Hannibal Lecter. GLORIOUS! NBC did this

Meanwhile, at BroBible HQ

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Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right? Head Dude Evan: Brodude, that place is totally EPIC for pageviews, bro, and we're totally gonna make some sweet football money, bro! HBS: Totes, brobrah, let's find some

Quickie: Rich People Things

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So this happened. After chuckling to myself about bad PR befalling the Patriots yet again, I googled for a 2011 Mercedes Maybach. It would take a really, really stupid person to wreck one of those, and you know why? This: Stupid, because this is not a car you buy to drive around. This