Your “tWBS Depresses You Again And Then Saves It By Posting Photos Of Partially Nekkid Wimminz” Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm in a really bad mood.  Fair warning for what you are about to read.  Close your browser now if you don't have the stomach for it. - I love women.  I mean not like that.  Well not ONLY like that.  I mean....  NO YOU SHUT UP. What I'm about to type out?