Sexy Friday – 20230315

TGIF! Spring has sprung! At least here in the great PNW it has. It hit 70º here today! I had the top down on my car, even. Nothing but sunshine here all weekend, hope the rest of you can enjoy the same. Survival - Personal Edition One of the most essential needs

Sexy Friday – 20240308

TGIF! Hopefully you didn't get Franchise Tagged this week and can negotiate a fair market value contract for the upcoming year! Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're going on a business trip. Except your cheap ass company has booked you into a cheap ass hotel. Sure, that's better than a motel,

Sexy Friday – 20240301

TGIF! Everyone enjoy their day of leaping? Well, we're on to March now! The Madness is just around the corner. Survival - Personal Edition Ever make the terrible choice to have children? And then have that wonderful sensation of them getting sarcastic with you? Let's deal with that. When that behaviour starts,

Sexy Friday – 20240223

TGIF! I, for one, agree with Strawberry Fields. Just get this over with. Also, that Chi**** is going to be wrong no matter what they decide. Anyway the week is over for us and now we get to make all kinds of questionable decisions for the next few days! Survival -

Sexy Friday – 20240216

TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that. Although the positive is I my Mondays will have far fewer hangovers, so that's a plus for work. Survival - Personal Edition Wait, I just remembered what my

A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people's sense of time, space, and perception. 2024 is already six weeks old, we never really had winter in Yinzburgh, and I can't tell if the days are getting longer (sort

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

Sexy Friday – 20240209

TGIF! The Superb Owl await us. Onwards! Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your car. Here's how to survive that. Once the vehicle is about to roll, pull your feet away from the pedals and tuck them near the seat to prevent

Sexy Friday – 20240202

TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week's post with a new title and intro, but it's already been done. Survival - Personal Edition Today, we're going to learn how make a bow and some arrows. Why buy when you're surrounded by free wood? We're

Sexy Friday – 20240126

TGIF! We have our Saturdays back! We also have only three (3) games remaining in the season. I'm sure they won't be at all disappointing. Survival - Personal Edition I just remembered that last month I did an abbreviated post about lost luggage due to being under the weather. Well, today I'm

Sexy Friday – 2024019

TGIF! Folks, we are on the doorstep of the greatest weekend of footy. Make sure you're properly hydrated and rested. Survival - Personal Edition Pets are great. But pets also die. Let's go through the logistics of dealing with a pet dying. Make sure the pet is actually, you know, dead. Cats

Sexy Friday – 20240112

TGIF! Hope you all survived African American Monday and are ready for the playoff weekend. Make sure you have access to Peacock for tomorrow's night freezer tilt. Survival - Personal Edition Here's the scenario: You're engaged and getting ready to be married. The only issue, your relationship with the future in-laws is