First Pre-Preseason Sunday Open Thread

[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established] Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed. If only fortune granted us the treat of another NFL game and the witty, knowing, silly and hysterical scotchnaut pregame post. But-- 🦺📢🚧OBVIOUS CRAP ALERT🚧📢🦺 --the 2022 season had to end sometime.

It Will Be OK Eventually

I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish. And, I was too high to translate. Sorry, I’m an atheist; had to take the edge off my snark to make it out alive. Still, it’s Wednesday,

Last Month of the Offseason WOOO! – July 1st Open Thread

People everywhere* are complaining about the heat. That means: it's July, baby! Oh man, the 2018 NFL season is so close you can almost smell the Toradol. * Northern hemisphere. Whatever, nerds. It's been quite a wait, the draft feels like ages ago. Did the Jets draft the overrated or the opinionated QB? Guess