Some Modest Proposals…

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - January 6, 2023January 6, 2023

INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS - DAY A burly ginger-haired man races along the carpeted floor between a set of cubicles, his arms and legs pumping. As he passes over a line of bright blue masking tape, an NFL employee - TYLER - holding a stopwatch clicks the button, and grins widely. TYLER: That's

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: England

The Maestro - June 2, 2021June 4, 2021

We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 Concacaf Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: France!

Horatio Cornblower - May 13, 2021June 4, 2021

Bon Jour, Mes Ami! It's Horatio with your preview for the French Lesser Footy team in the 2020 Euros, to be held in 2021 because of #NuAIDs. Do I know anything about the Euros? French soccer? Soccer? France? No, no, I follow Arsenal so no, and I can find it

The Arc of Justice

Offseason stories

blaxabbath - August 24, 2020August 24, 2020

Pho Kinh Do — Spring Valley — 11:44 AM A lone diner sits at a two top against the wall anxiously tapping a Federal Express package sitting on his lap while waiting for the restaurant server to finish writing down his order: pho dac biet and a crab juice. The server